“Logic is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.” - Spock, stardate 4513.3
“I may be a scwewy wabbit, but I’m not going to Awcatwaz” - Elmer Fudd, 1955
“Prayer is the spark that ignites the heart of God” - Michael Youssef, 2015
“A man who’s been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.” - Colonel Samuel Trautman on John Rambo, 1982
“I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn’t hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.” - The Joker, 2008
“Well you may not know this, but there’s things that gnaw at a man worse than dying.” - Charley Waite, 1882
“I won’t rest until Tom Chaney is barking in Hell.” - Mattie Ross, 1880
“Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?” - General Jack D. Ripper, 1964
“Nagging is a devastating emotional disease. If you are in doubt about having it, ask your husband. If he should tell you that you are a nag, don’t react by violent denial - that only proves he is right.” - from How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead, circa 1950’s
“When in doubt, C4” - Jamie Hyneman, Mythbuster
“I’m willing to let your child wither and die inside you if that’s what’s required.” - Claire Underwood, 2014
“Been around the horn, sailed the seven seas, seen everything, done everything. That’s how I know people are so miserable.” - Commodore Shanghai McCoy, 1880
“Heaven is Valhalla to the Christians, but without all the fighting, feasting, and humping.” - Uthred of Beddanburg, 876 A.D.
“This is no place for a nervous person!” - Mickey Redmond, Red Wing commentator at Joe Louis Arena
“Nerrrrrrrds” - Orge, 1984
“Time to open up some whoop-ass” - Bobby Boucher, halftime at the Bourbon Bowl, 1998
“Never follow your passion, but always take it with you” - Mike Rowe, 2018
“LINUX is obsolete” - Andrew S. Tanenbaum, January 29, 1992
“If I ever get anal polyps, I’ll know what to name them” - Saul Goodman, 2011, speaking to Walter and Jessie
“Same-sex marriage flies in the face of His created order” - Alistair Begg, 2019
“There is no worse tyranny than to force a man to pay for what he does not want merely because you think it would be good for him.” – Professor Bernardo de la Paz, 2076
“Political correctness is a weapon used to silence people who tell the truth.” - Ayaan Hirsi Ali, politician and author
“The ratio of people to cake is too big.” - Milton Waddams, 1999
“Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches” - Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, June 2, 2001
“This is a helluva way to run a railroad!” - Chairman of the Kansas City Southern Railroad Leonor F. Loree, 1906
“Theoretically, there is nothing that can stop the government from taxing 100% of income so long as the people get benefits from the government commensurate with their income which is taxed.” - Barack Hussein Obama Sr., 1965
“You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?!” - Eddie Harris, 1989
“Death is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.” - Joseph Stalin
“One of my most productive days was throwing away 1,000 lines of code.” - Ken Thompson, co-invented the Go programming language
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went” - Will Rogers
“Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.” - Winston Churchill
“What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.” - Al Bundy, February 12, 1989.
“Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.” - Donald Trump after canceling a visit to Aisne-Marne American Cemetery near Paris, France, 2018
“After these things I looked, and behold, a great multitude which no one could number, of all nations, tribes, peoples, and tongues, standing before the throne and before the Lamb, clothed with white robes, with palm branches in their hands, and crying out with a loud voice, saying, ‘Salvation belongs to our God who sits on the throne, and to the Lamb!’” - Revelation 7:9-10
“Ridding the world of evil acts involves the removal of two things, money and testicles.” - Paul Chamberlain, 2008